Friday, September 21, 2012

Romneconomics

   Pug Mahoney wants to ask candidate Mitt Romney about his economic strategy, but judging from recent reports, the conversation would be something like this:

Question: "What is your economic strategy?"
Candidate: "Trust me. I'll tell you later."
Question: "When will that be?"
Candidate: "After I'm elected."
Question: "How long after you're elected?"
Candidate: "When I'm ready."
Question: "When will that be?"
Candidate: "When I think you're ready."
Question: "When do you think we'll be ready?'
Candidate: "Trust me. I'll tell you later."

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