Twelve Days of Trumpery

On the first day campaigning
The candidate said to me,
"I'll build a wonderful wall."

On the second day campaigning
The candidate said to me,
"I am the best, and I'll build a wonderful wall."

On the third day campaigning
The trumpster said to me,
"The system is rigged, I am the best, and I'll build a wonderful wall."

On the fourth day campaigning
He really said to me,
"Only I can fix it, the system is rigged, I am the best, and I'll build a wonderful wall."

On the fifth day campaigning
El Trumpo said he'll build
A really big wall.
"Only I can fix it, the system is rigged, I am the best, and I'll build a wonderful wall."

On the sixth day before voting
The Trumpster warned to all,
"We can save our jobs
"With a really big wall.
"Only I can fix it, the system is rigged, I am the best, and I'll build a wonderful wall."

On the seventh day of ranting
El Trumpo said we must
"Keep out all the migrants
"We can save our jobs
"With a really big wall.
"Only I can fix it, the system is rigged, I am the best, and I'll build a wonderful wall."

On the eighth day campaigning
The candidate proclaimed
"The media's against me
"Keep out all the migrants
"We can save our jobs
"With a really big wall.
"Only I can fix it, the system is rigged, I am the best, and I'll build a wonderful wall."

On the ninth day of protest
The candidate has urged
"Ignore all the liars,
"The media's against me
"Keep out all the migrants
"We can save our jobs
"With a really big wall.
"Only I can fix it, the system is rigged, I am the best, and I'll build a wonderful wall."

On the tenth day campaigning
The candidate insisted,
"Others are corrupt,
"Ignore all the liars,
"The media's against me
"Keep out all the migrants
"We can save our jobs
"With a really big wall.
"Only I can fix it, the system is rigged, I am the best, and I'll build a wonderful wall."

On the eleventh day on deadline
He managed to point out
"I am really honest,
"Others are corrupt,
"Ignore all the liars,
"The media's against me
"Keep out all the migrants
"We can save our jobs
"With a really big wall.
"Only I can fix it, the system is rigged, I am the best, and I'll build a wonderful wall."

On Election Day he repeated
"I really won, because
"I am really honest,
"Others are corrupt,
"Ignore all the liars,
"The media's against me
"Keep out all the migrants
"We can save our jobs
"With a really big wall.
"Only I can fix it, the system is rigged, I am the best, and I'll build a wonderful wall."