Monday, August 15, 2016

Macho Manifesto

   Quotes from the Man Who Would be President

   "I'd like to punch him in the face."
   "Bomb the hell out of them."
   "Back in the old days, he'd be taken out on a stretcher."
   "I could shoot somebody in broad daylight, and not lose any votes."
   On a crying baby: "Get him out of here."
   "The only way I can lose (in Pennsylvania) is if they cheat."
   Send civilian terrorist suspects for trial in military courts.
   Bring back waterboarding.
   The election system is already "rigged against me."
   President Barack Obama "is the founder of ISIS," and Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton "is a co-founder."
   In an earlier pronouncement on international relations, Donald Trump urged "a total and complete ban on all Muslims entering the United States until our leaders can figure out what the hell is going on."
   When it was pointed out that such a procedure would clash with the Constitutional principle banning any religious test in America, he modified his position somewhat.
   Today, however, he called for "extreme vetting" of immigrants through an "ideological test" such that the nation would "admit only those who share our values," and not allow entry by "those who believe Sharia law should supplant American law."
   
   How this new test would comply with Article VI of the Constitution  was not explained.

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